Any idea how much a postage stamp costs? Yeah, me neither. So I googled it. Man. It’s easy to get behind the times. When I was a kid and actually paying attention to this it cost 32 cents to mail a letter. When it jumped to 33 cents it was serious topic of discussion. But…
Developers are in the final stages of creating an app which makes rational thought unnecessary. The revolutionary app is described by its creators as the logical successor to the FitBit. Through analyzing body data as well as data from the surrounding environment the app is able to calculate the most productive and healthy action an…
Boxing / History / Politics / Satire / Uncategorized
A friend recently regaled me with this precious gem. Very thought provoking, and very useful in every day life. We all have pugilistic tendencies, and punching Nazi’s is a great way to indulge in those tendencies. I am reminded of a poem my sister wrote once that went something like this; I want to punch…
I hate pretentiousness. There aren’t many things I despise more. But I don’t know how I’m supposed to talk about pretension without succumbing to it myself. Until then I’ll just keep doing my thing and avoid talking about what I hope is one of the fundamental elements of this blog. I dunno, maybe I’ll do a satire…
Is anyone else tired of hearing about how to shrink your carbon footprint? I guess it’s fine info if you swing that way, but from the perspective of balance there seems to be a lack of information on how to go about increasing your carbon footprint. As a red blooded American I have a problem with this for two reasons. First,…
If Marty McFly showed up at your doorstep would you be surprised? Probably not. McFly has opened up a paradox in the time-space continuum. While the Back-to-the-Future movies deal with the hazards of messing up the continuum, future time travelers could use Marty’s existence to delve deeper into the future. G.K. Chesterton’s Father Brown character…
There’s a scene in the Terry Gilliam movie Jabberwocky where an old barrel maker is trying to teach his young apprentice the craft of barrel making. Despite his attempts at efficiency the sloppy nature of the boy’s work becomes evident the old barrel maker becomes enraged and rants about the loss of craft. I feel the…
This one’s for LeSean. Dreads past his shoulders. A huge grin displaying a large set of teeth going in every direction. A dedicated newspaper reader, who passed the practice on to me. A man who knew and understood his demons, but who had to face them alone. Here’s the story he told me. As…
A while back I wrote a few satirical posts on this blog. I love satire, I thought they were pretty awesome. Especially the one about Amtrak and the kid who was trying to be Santa Claus. In many ways those posts were extremely liberating for me. They gave me a golden opportunity to practice my…
I am starting this series as a way to address the many problems faced by the human race. Join me in addressing and solving these problems. Let’s say no to problems and yes to solutions. Please respond with a problem you would like to see addressed and I will solve it in a future post.…
Foxborough Massachusetts: Long time negotiations between famed New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and the Devil appeared to hit a major roadblock Thursday as those involved in the Satanic realm expressed concern that Brady had nothing to give them. Brady had hoped to exchange his soul for the ability to play football for eternity. “He…
New York City: The International Institute for Charitable Kids is celebrating it’s 37th year of teaching American children successful fundraising techniques. Although the group has faced occasional controversy over the years it is now considered by many charities to be a role model of consistency on the ever changing scene of American non-profits. A standby…
