The Sale

Helena was sure she had been on Jackson Street before. In fact, she could have sworn she’d already been down 2nd as well. It felt like she was going around in circles. Maybe she was lost. She hadn’t been out much since this whole cornella virus scare had started. She felt a little out of…

How to Ignore the World

Some days the world sucks so much you want to bury your head in the sand. What should you do? Probably bury your head in the sand. If you’re looking to ignore the world here are a few handy tips. Fill a bucket of sand big enough to stick your head in. Put on a…

Buffalo Gun

The trains carried memories across dimensions. Tall men with buffalo guns leaned out the windows. -Artemus B. Funkleton   Lemme get one thing straight with you. Artemus B. Funkleton is not a real person. I wrote them sentences, and thought they sounded cool. But they also sound as pretentious as pig manure, and I don’t…

Colorado for Old People

Florida is basically Colorado, but for old people. -Anonymous.   Shawna had just finished folding her bed when her cellphone rang. “It must be an old person,” she thought. Young people don’t make unscheduled phone calls. Glancing at the phone she saw that it was her grandmother from Florida. Slightly annoyed, she picked up the…

A Safe and Convenient Face-Mask

Health conscious consumers across the nation who are tired of the inconveniences associated with traditional style face-masks now have the perfect solution: the open concept face-mask. These convenient and easy to use masks have caught on like wildfire, and online retailers across the country are scrambling to keep up with demand. “We completed sold out…