951: Space Goat

Once upon a time there was a space goat. A very small little space goat, who liked cheese.

You may think it is strange for a space goat to like cheese, but you are probably laboring under the misconception that space cheese is the same as earth cheese.

It’s not.

Space cheese has holes in it, kind of like swiss cheese except the holes are black holes and all of the matter from the cheese around the holes is sucked into the black holes. When the cheese is consumed the black holes consume the consumer, and nothing is left.

But what about the space goat? You ask.

Space goat don’t matter.