Trust the man with the shotgun
In the asparagus patch
He is only looking out for your best interest
And the tiny little pellets coming out of the barrel
Are not meant to cause pain
Think of them as balls of love
Photograph by Our Robot Overlords
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Interesting looking shotgun. Can I get one at Walmart?
Sure. If you’ve got enough money.
Nope, I cannot buy the love balls theory.
Maybe you will learn. Like Winston Smith.
I learned you can live forever on gin and cigarettes.
Mountain Dew and cigarettes seems to be the magic diet of youth, from everything I have observed.
Can I buy replacements ’cause mine don’t work anymore!
I’m not stopping you.
If you try to steal my asparagus, I’ll throw balls of love at you too! 😍
I bet you would.