826: Career Robot

Franny began her career as a robot with great anticipation. The movies had taught her that world domination was in store. What a letdown that she was stuck making fake twitter posts. Photo by Alex Knight on Pexels.com

799: Human Unity

There is only one thing which unites humanity: it is a very simple thing, really. The thing which unites humanity is the little plastic clips which clasp bread bags together. Don’t ask me to explain. You would be asking too much. To be honest, there are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of…

797: If I Only Had A Brain

If I only had a brain I wouldn’t use it ever I wouldn’t even try To be a little clever I’d put it on the internet And sell it for some change But since I’ve never had a brain This song is kind of strange I’ll have to find another way To pay for all…

754: The Jar

It was on the top shelf in the pantry, just behind the baking soda. I can’t remember when I first spied it, but I must have been six or seven. My Mother was a fastidious, and efficient housekeeper. Everything had its place and its purpose. Except for that one jar on top shelf in the…

739: The Fisherman’s Quest

There was once a farmer who had three sons, Nedrock, Jonas and Abimadiah. Now Nedrock, Jonas and Abimadiah were strong young men, stalwart in the ways of the world and such, and they worked on their father’s farms, raising beets with their Uncle Dwigt. And their was, in that same town, a fisherman by the…

735: Music To The Corn

Read the first part of this story here. Jesus answered, “Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Everyone that is of the truth heareth my voice.” Pilate saith unto him, “what is…