784: No More Troll Farms

Over the last few years Troll Farms of all shapes and sizes have been popping up around the globe. Although startling reports have emerged about the condition of these farms, little has been done to contain the environmental damage caused by these monstrous aberrations of nature. The noxious fumes and vapors which emanate from these…

777: Look At My Phone

Got moldy dishes in the sink This world is teetering on the brink Man I sure am in a fink And all these politicians stink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Rum, tick-tok and daiquiris Twitter, scotch and instagram Gosh who even needs a fam?…

772: The Grass On My Side of the Fence

The grass is always greener on my side of the fence. This is a result of the fact that I use Spinkmaster’s Lawn Food and Plant Vitamin Mixture, in addition to daily watering and regular mowings. Once I have completed my daily lawn care ritual I lean on the pickets and silently disparage my neighbor’s…

768: What Is Your Reason For Living?

Your Questions Answered; Day 8 what is your reason for living? –Goldy I’m not sure if this is where Goldy was going with this question, but this is where I’m going. If you’re wondering if there’s a reason to go on living, if you’re contemplating suicide and putting it all behind you I know what…

766: This Is The Dumbest Blog Ever

Your Questions Answered; Day 6 How do you know you write the dumbest blog ever? –Jim There is little agreement concerning America’s newest sport sensation, but we can all agree that Lia Thomas knows how to swim. That ability, however, is not what makes Lia special. Lia is special because Lia has realized that self-perception…

764: The Many Uses of A Baseball Bat

Your Questions Answered; Day 4 The many uses of a baseball bat? –Paul A toothpick for trolls Something to whittle A tool for fending off moose Shortening conversations with the neighbors Kneading bread As a juggling prop Something to fix furniture with Stirring the pot An instrument to to carry while speaking softly a rug…

751: War & Money

The fever pitch of war has a way of obscuring something very fundamental: war is bad. Completely and utterly bad. Stalwart heroes and just causes cannot alter this reality. Right now the people of Ukraine are heroes to the world, and that heroism is deserved. But it does nothing to diminish the ugliness of war.…