Bible Stories #28: Three years in the nude

One day while Isaiah was prophesying God told him to take off all of his clothes and walk around buck naked. Being the obedient individual that he was Isaiah stripped and kept on preaching. After three years in the nude Isaiah told everyone that they were totally screwed. In fact, that’s why he hadn’t been…

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795: The Days of The Months

Thirty-five days hath January, Likewise November February has Twenty-Five In case you would shiver March, perchance has thirty two The best salad is Caesar April bright has Thirty-three And May has Twenty-Seven June at noon has thirty-four July has twenty-eight August has full twenty-six September twenty-nine October has full Thirty December thirty-one Why are they…

Bible Stories #26: Great Hair

Absalom had great hair. When I say great hair, I mean really, incredibly great hair. The kind of hair that would induce uncontrollable drooling in an 80s hair band. Once a year Absalom would cut his hair, and whenever he cut it he would weigh the hair that was cut off, just for bragging rights.…

788: The Con Man

I’m just a con man, doing his job Conning the people, and keeping them robbed No one’s got money, and everyone’s broke I am the one who can see through the smoke When they all suffer it’s all just a joke I silently laugh as I fill up my poke And wait for the day…

Bible Stories #17: Nice Try, Darcy

There was once a man named Manasseh who no sons to inherit his fortune, but five daughters. His daughters names were Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah and Tirzah. Anyone with a passing knowledge of Jane Austen will be fully aware of how this story is supposed to go. The oldest daughter winds up with a fellow…

742: Hole Grain Bread

It is often difficult for health enthusiasts to find a suitable alternative to bread, and since it is one of the primary staples of the modern diet this can present a serious problem. Alternative grains often taste disgusting, and the texture leaves much to be desired. With these problems in mind, researchers have begun to…

708: The Perfect Bun

Some buns are squishy, some are hard, some are uneven, some are perfectly round and some are just perfect. The most perfect of all buns was Marguerite. It was true before she was even place in the oven. As she began to rise in the hot oven her beauty increased. By the time she was…

690:The Bare Necessities

Wise men in centuries past have mused on the differences between thoughts and desires. Parsed out that fine line between the longings of the heart and the bare necessities which are required for existence. I myself have pondered on this question. I find that while there are many things I could do without, there are…