I’m just a con man, doing his job Conning the people, and keeping them robbed No one’s got money, and everyone’s broke I am the one who can see through the smoke When they all suffer it’s all just a joke I silently laugh as I fill up my poke And wait for the day…
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy Fathers; Namely, of the gods of the…
There was once a man named Manasseh who no sons to inherit his fortune, but five daughters. His daughters names were Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah and Tirzah. Anyone with a passing knowledge of Jane Austen will be fully aware of how this story is supposed to go. The oldest daughter winds up with a fellow…
The thing about facts You must say them with tact Or must I be incredibly clear? A fact is a fact If I say it That’s that Now be off! And don’t get all weird Photo by Adisak Pexels.com
It is often difficult for health enthusiasts to find a suitable alternative to bread, and since it is one of the primary staples of the modern diet this can present a serious problem. Alternative grains often taste disgusting, and the texture leaves much to be desired. With these problems in mind, researchers have begun to…
Some buns are squishy, some are hard, some are uneven, some are perfectly round and some are just perfect. The most perfect of all buns was Marguerite. It was true before she was even place in the oven. As she began to rise in the hot oven her beauty increased. By the time she was…
Wise men in centuries past have mused on the differences between thoughts and desires. Parsed out that fine line between the longings of the heart and the bare necessities which are required for existence. I myself have pondered on this question. I find that while there are many things I could do without, there are…
Once upon a time, in merry old London town, thieves, murderers, burglars and pickpockets roamed the streets. It was a dangerous world, and men and women slept uneasily in their beds, crying out for safety and security, but afraid that they would not live to see the morning. Vigilantes roamed the streets promising protection, politicians…
William was waiting for his big break. He was sure it would be soon. And then it came. The local Bishop asked him to paint a scene on the alter of the new church. William put everything he had into the painting. It was a depiction of the Temptation of Christ. William worked on it…
Once upon a time, A princess kissed a frog and the frog became a handsome prince. The point being that frogs really aren’t that bad. At least, not so bad that it’s impossible for a hoity-toity princcess to screw up her lips and kiss one. But millions upon millions of frogs? Yeah, that’s not great.…
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