851: Pie for You
Here’s a pie for you Here’s a pie for you Here’s a pie for you In your face! Photo by Valeria Boltneva on Pexels.com
839: Pucker Up
A word or nine can start a rhyme Even in a sunny Clime If you think this is sublime Try to suck upon a lime
834: The Boys Are Stupid
Over the course of the past week I have been participating in a Bard-a-thon, which is an attempt to read the complete works of William Shakespeare publicly over the course of a week. This morning I was in charge of the 4AM slot for Timon of Athens, which has now been accomplished, so don’t say…
831: Robin Hood and The Magna Carta
Sometime this past summer my eight year old nephew started getting really excited about outlaws. Particularly the outlaws of the wild west. The light in his eyes when he heard the stories of Bonnie & Clyde, Jesse James and Billy the Kid reminded me of when I was his age, running around in the forest,…
827:Fortune Favors the Brave
Fortune favors the brave You’re not brave Just stupid
824: The Rock
It all began the day Hargo brought the rock home. “What are you gonna do with that rock?” Asked his wife, Sophia. “Arg.” Said Hargo. “Yeah, but we live in a cave.” Countered Sophia. “Arg.” Said Hargo. Sophia couldn’t argue with that, but from that day on things were different. Hargo spent hours every day…
821: Self Expression is Hamburger Gristle
The other day as I was driving down I-90 in a sub-compact car I was distracted by something stuck in my tooth. I moved my tongue to the affected spot, and began to probe it. Suddenly, I became very aware of how small I was. Stuck in in a tiny car, on a giant highway,…
820: My Greatest Fear
I worry about being paranoid. Photo by MART PRODUCTION on Pexels.com
810: How To Make an Omelette
You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. The secret is to break the eggs in a controlled manner and not be impaled by eggshells that you then have to walk on. Photo by Klaus Nielsen on Pexels.com
799: Human Unity
There is only one thing which unites humanity: it is a very simple thing, really. The thing which unites humanity is the little plastic clips which clasp bread bags together. Don’t ask me to explain. You would be asking too much. To be honest, there are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of…
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