776: Gathered Belongings

Standard issue .45, socks, and a small green t-shirt. Floyd had left his pants at the ranch house three miles south on 93. He arranged his belongings on a rock, and took stock of the situation. What to do next. Floyd looked at the rock. He would need some water. That was for sure. Maybe…

771: The Freedom To Fly

As a glutton for positive feedback I have greatly appreciated the response to the Bible stories I have been sharing lately. In particular, I want to shout out Benjamin who was so gracious as to include a link to one of these stories on his blog. In sharing my post Benjamin made an interesting comment…

770: The Sweetness of A Rose

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare Perhaps, but a rose which has been boiled in anti-freeze, saturated in used engine oil and stored in a manure pit for three years does not smell as sweet. Roses which have been processed in this manner go by the name ifretyblighs. Photo…

768: What Is Your Reason For Living?

Your Questions Answered; Day 8 what is your reason for living? –Goldy I’m not sure if this is where Goldy was going with this question, but this is where I’m going. If you’re wondering if there’s a reason to go on living, if you’re contemplating suicide and putting it all behind you I know what…

762: What Is A Dongle?

Your Questions Answered; Day 2 What is a dongle, and how did it it’s name. –Benjamin I once lived on coffee and rice for several months. Rice is ok, but after you’ve been eating it for a few weeks the flavor gets a little hard to take. So I mixed in cayenne pepper until it…

745: A Healthy Hobby

I never quit I never stop I alway bop around the clock And when I slip into my smock And tell the girls about my clock They think me wholly full crock And all I do is just a prop To keep my fingers off the glock And keep my horses at a trot The…

736: Blank Letter

I apologize that the letter you received was blank. I can offer no explanation for it other than to explain that my assistant is incredibly incompetent and lazy. Perhaps your letter got mixed up with the check for the sewer. Anyway, I wrote you a terribly long letter, enumerating just how I feel about you,…