Xigua is how we will pronounce watermelon when China wins the war.
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Xigua is how we will pronounce watermelon when China wins the war.
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Wow. Just…wow.
You’re welcome.
When in Beijing…
Mohamed doesn’t go to Beijing, Beijing comes to Mohamed.
What does that have to do with watermelon?
Watch and learn, young padawan.
I’d better get practising…
But don’t eat the rind!
Aah, just like tortoises (tortii?)…
Sure. Sounds good to me.
Do they come in seedless versions?
Of course! Some of them are even tasteless.
“Xigua” uses a lot less environmentally harmful ink than “watermelon” so it’s a good thing.
Absolutely. Once the nuclear winter is over we will be happy.
as long as all the other fruits remain the same…
I am not an authority on other fruits, only this one.
it’s a good one to be an authority on…
I am just going to call it xi for short.
China has a way of making people shorter.
I need to find the place that has a way of making people taller.
I would suggest 15th century Spain
I am on it. I bought a ticket there from a street vendor.
Always a good call.