When you want to eat some nuts And you packed a bunch for lunch Before you start to munch Think, and don’t use luck Cause if you don’t think much You will fund out soon enough You should have brought cashews instead of peanuts Photo by Jess Loiterton on Pexels.com
An onion a day keeps the doctor away It won’t keep you healthy Won’t stop you from sneezing Or getting the flu or the mumps when it’s breezy But lest you should think that this rhyme is just cheesy Imagine yourself as a doctor who’s wheezy Treating a patient who onions is eating While taking…
All my socks have holes in them. Darn. Photo by Susanne Jutzeler, suju-foto on Pexels.com
If you crack an egg at the top of the empire state building it will be scrambled by the time it hits the bottom. At least, that’s what Michael had been told. But being a curious sort he had to try it for himself. He climbed the 1,860 step to the top, and cracked an…
How to detect a face. Ball hand into fist Swing about wildly. If you hit something hard that turns red after impact it is likely a face. Photo by whoiswasiq on Pexels.com
I had a dime It’s not a crime But nothing really rhymes with dime Especially not things that chime Photo by Todd Trapani on Pexels.com
Once there was a tree who realized that she was a rock. The rock lived for a long time, and then died. Rocks can die. Photo by asap jpeg on Pexels.com
There was a king named Og. Og was a big man, the last of the giants, and he had a very big bed. Nine cubits long, and four cubits wide. According to the internet a cubit is equal to 1.6404199 feet. According to my calculations that would make Og’s bed approximately fourteen and a half…
It was all written out on the back of a paper napkin. Tony would take the El Dorado street exit, Thumbs would be on 5th. Charlie and Beckson would handle the lobby, Jerrold was the getaway driver. Such detail, Such finesse. It would go down in history as the greatest heist in the history of…
Your Questions Answered; Day 7 A child grows up certain everything in existence is a video game. –Rob The idea that human existence is merely a simulation is a common idea these days, having been promoted by such prominent voices as Elon Musk. The chief academic proponent of the theory is Oxford Philosopher Nick Bostrom.…
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