785: Little Lamb

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784: No More Troll Farms

Over the last few years Troll Farms of all shapes and sizes have been popping up around the globe. Although startling reports have emerged about the condition of these farms, little has been done to contain the environmental damage caused by these monstrous aberrations of nature. The noxious fumes and vapors which emanate from these…

Bible Stories #22: The Other Side Of The River

Ostensibly the Jewish people in biblical times were divided into twelve tribes, each tribe composed of the descendents of one of Jacob’s twelve sons. The hitch in this is that Joseph’s two sons, Manasseh and Ephraim, each sort of got their own tribe. So in reality it seems that there were more like thirteen tribes,…

783: The Rock Star

Mitsy had one dream. She wanted to be a professional musician. She worked the clubs and the bars, and played any gig she could find. After a couple of years the gigs got easier to book, and paid more money. She landed a deal with a major record company which brought her millions. Mitsy had…

780: A Fine Education

Dr. A. Heyerdale Mecklenberg VII was professor of linguistic interpretation and alternative theory at the prestigious Chicago Societal College of Arts, Literature and Philosophy and 73rd street. At least, that was what he claimed. In reality, of course, he was the front man for an international diamond smuggling ring run out of Budapest. Dr Mecklenberg…

779: Communism in Space

There was only one thing Andrea Mushelman cared about; the propogation and spread of communism. The sharing of communal resources had become such a myopic obsession that friends referred to it as her vanity project. Andrea was not going to fail. She would see to it that communism would thrive and grow, even if she…

Bible Stories #21: The Burial of Moses

Once, when the Israelites were wandering around in the desert, they got thirsty and came to Moses to complain that they didn’t have water. Moses asked God what he should do about it, and God told him that water would come from a rock if he talked to it. So Moses took his staff and…