402: Ken’s Dragon

Unfortunately, I am very tired. Why am I tired? Well, it started with a dragon. Ken’s dragon, to be precise. For as long as I’ve known him, Ken has been extremely proud of his dragon. In my personal opinion, and this is just between you and me, Ken isn’t very good with pets, and probably…

400: My Dearest Edwin

My dearest Edwin, Much has happened in the seven years since our paths first crossed, and I thought the I should give you a full accounting of what has happened in the intermittent time My Dearest Edwin, I want to write to you, and tell you Dear Ed, Has it really been seven years? Crazy…

399: Best Evidence by David Lifton

On November 29th, 1963, Earl Warren, Chief Justice of The Supreme Court of The United States, was given a task: gather evidence on the assassination of John F. Kennedy and present your findings to the American people. The Warren commission concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald fired three shots from the sixth floor window of the…

398: Getting The Cow Milked

Janelle was at her wits end. She wanted to enjoy her idyllic life in the country, but how could she when her husband was such a lout? Seriously! He did nothing but go to work and drink beer. “There’s a cow to milk, pigs to feed, a garden to weed, a lawn to mow and…

394: I’d Like It In Purple

“Purple.” “Purple? You could choose any color under the sun, and you choose purple?” “I’d like it in purple.” “You sure about that?” Emily stuck out her chin, defiantly indicating her resolve. “Very well, purple it will be. It’s a stupid color, but who am I to argue?” Emily didn’t say anything, but operator 02493…

392: Forever Dumb

Although the year 1984 failed to bring about an era of universal government oppression, as predicted by the late, great George Orwell, it did bring about the release of the song “Forever Young,” by the somewhat dubiously named German syntho-pop group “Alphaville.” Although the song initially only reached the 65th position on the American billboard…

390: How To Eat A Sandwich

Sandwiches are a very popular food. They taste good, they’re convenient and easy to eat. If you’re trying to figure out the best method for consuming a sandwich here are some pointers. Place section of sandwich in mouth Bite of a piece Chew piece which you have bitten off Swallow Repeat process until you have…

388: Finding News You Can Trust

There’s so much information floating around out there, it’s hard to know what to believe. How does one verify facts, when so many of them seem to contradict? It’s a question that has troubled Malmoa Qfaid, Acting Dean of Subjective Truth at Carhinie-Lemon University, for quite some time. Led by Qfaid, a group of faculty…