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Got moldy dishes in the sink This world is teetering on the brink Man I sure am in a fink And all these politicians stink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Rum, tick-tok and daiquiris Twitter, scotch and instagram Gosh who even needs a fam?…
Your Questions Answered; Day 7 A child grows up certain everything in existence is a video game. –Rob The idea that human existence is merely a simulation is a common idea these days, having been promoted by such prominent voices as Elon Musk. The chief academic proponent of the theory is Oxford Philosopher Nick Bostrom.…
Your Questions Answered; Day 4 The many uses of a baseball bat? –Paul A toothpick for trolls Something to whittle A tool for fending off moose Shortening conversations with the neighbors Kneading bread As a juggling prop Something to fix furniture with Stirring the pot An instrument to to carry while speaking softly a rug…
What is one question you will never answer?-Herb Sorry, Herb, I’m not going to answer that one. It’s springtime in America, but the birds can hardly be heard over the sound of the fat lady singing. Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com
It was on the top shelf in the pantry, just behind the baking soda. I can’t remember when I first spied it, but I must have been six or seven. My Mother was a fastidious, and efficient housekeeper. Everything had its place and its purpose. Except for that one jar on top shelf in the…
Seriously, ask me about anything. Philosophy, love, politics, the meaning of life, quantum computing, the more complicated the better and I will answer it in an essay. Don’t get me wrong. I am not trying to be altruistic by offering my advice to the world. Frankly, the world could do just fine without my advice.…
I found a thing while I was out exploring, so I picked it up and put it in my pocket. It was small, so it fit really good. When I got back home I was hungry, so I sat ate a sandwich, and my Mom yelled at me because my boots were muddy. “Just because…
The thing about facts You must say them with tact Or must I be incredibly clear? A fact is a fact If I say it That’s that Now be off! And don’t get all weird Photo by Adisak Pexels.com
It is often difficult for health enthusiasts to find a suitable alternative to bread, and since it is one of the primary staples of the modern diet this can present a serious problem. Alternative grains often taste disgusting, and the texture leaves much to be desired. With these problems in mind, researchers have begun to…
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