491: The Cake Eating Contest

The 127th Annual Pigtown Gala was in full swing, and as usual Belinda Martin was in rare form.

The musical chairs competition had just been completed, and the action was moving to the pig racing competition when Belinda’s voice came over the loudspeaker.

“We need some cake!”

The crowd roared in agreement.

“There will be a cake eating competition at 5:30 in the town square, come one, come all!”

At 5:30 sharp the throngs were lined up in the town square, ready to witness the cake eating competition.

Horace McNasterville finished his entire cake in 3.92 seconds.

“We’ve got him!” Shouted Belinda, as the crowd closed in on Horace. Horace looked up in dismay.

“Tell us where you came from.” Ordered Belinda.

Horace knew the game was up. He phoned his spaceship, and told them to commence the attack immediately.

Horace had eaten a rock.

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