How to Ignore the World

Some days the world sucks so much you want to bury your head in the sand. What should you do? Probably bury your head in the sand. If you’re looking to ignore the world here are a few handy tips. Fill a bucket of sand big enough to stick your head in. Put on a…

A Gravity Baby Grows Up

In 2037 a group of earthbound scientists began genetically engineering humans to optimize their characteristics for living on mars. A key component of this plan was to multiply their density by 2.631578947368. The idea behind this was based on the fact that since the gravity of Mars is 38% of earth’s gravity multiplying someones density…

Just Down The Hall

Every night Jacob got up from the dinner table and walked down the hall. His bedroom was at the other end. There, in his own private world, he imagined things he couldn’t see. For the rest of his life Jacob would walk down halls. The halls themselves became more impressive as he got older. They…