Seriously, ask me about anything. Philosophy, love, politics, the meaning of life, quantum computing, the more complicated the better and I will answer it in an essay.
Don’t get me wrong. I am not trying to be altruistic by offering my advice to the world. Frankly, the world could do just fine without my advice. I am selfishly looking for material to write essays on, and am shamelessly trying to hoodwink the loyal readers of this blog into providing it.
So watcha got?
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Dumbest Blog Ever 
Will we get to see the final products that result from our answers? Uh-oh. Is there a limit on questions? If not, and I get three questions, what is one question you will never answer?
Yes.
Who thought it would be ok to eat mushrooms?
Very good!
What is a dongle, and how did it it’s name.
I know half of the answer to this one!
Do the Amish in Wisconsin have a cultural influence on the life of the State or are they simply there and minding their own business? (See – I’m not just a pretty face).
Ah! An excellent question which will require further expounding. Thank you.
The many uses of a baseball bat?
Now that’s a deep subject.
🙂
Who first used the silent P?
King David. Next!
What secret agents are employed by Santa Claus?
Ah!
Mince Pies!
How do you know you write the dumbest blog ever? My guess is that there is a lot of competition for such a bold claim…
Great question. If I wasn’t so smart it would stump me completely!
so I guess ipso facto…
A child grows up certain everything in existence is a video game. (near future)
Was there a question in there somewhere?
Implicit in the scenario, no? What happens?
Right ho! Good question.
Can you tell me what I did with my grandson’s social security card? Or at least who I can blame for losing it?
The lemmings.
I cannot believe I did not think of that.
Just go for it.
At first, I felt the pressure of coming up with a witty question worthy of your time. Then, I read the questions in this comment section and figured I could never think of a witty one better than any of those. So, I will ask – what is your reason for living?
Ouch! Cutting a little close to home there!