Someone is tooting on a horn. Who could that be? Toot, toot. It’s really quite annoying, we must make them stop. Do you think they are upstairs? Let’s find out.
Slowly, slowly these stair do creak loudly. Toot, toot!
Oh I really do hate all this tooting, I wish they would just be quite. Please do not toot so loudly, oh please.
Shhh. We must find them. Toot, toot.
I swear… No that isn’t nice, but I am beginning to be very angry with this horn tooter. Someone should do something about this, really
If I find this blasted horn player I will strangle him. No, I really mean it. I can’t stand all of this tooting about. It’s unacceptable.
I’m sorry, what did you say? Well, yes. I am holding a trumpet. Yes, I did put it to my lips and blow into it just then. What does that have to do with anything? What? You think that’s where the tooting noise came from? Out! Out with you! What a ridiculous and obscene suggestion. Out with you now!
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