55: Recipe for Bit Coin Soup

Gather Coins Water Salt Gently bite each coin in half and place in pot. Add water and salt. Place on heat and stir vigorously. When warm serve and enjoy. Note: The solid nature of coins requires a longer digestion period than does normal food. Since digestion begins in the mouth pre-biting coins allows the process…

48: Recipe for Rat Soup

Gather 6 large rats 1 cup of smelling salts 1/4 pound of limburger cheese 2 onions 3 potatoes 4 Carrots 2 tablespoons of butter Place limburger cheese on counter and leave for duration of prep and cooking. Rats can emanate a powerful odor, so it helps to have a masking agent at hand when working…