355: The Way To A Man’s Heart

4 cups of butter 2 tbsp baking powder 1 cup of butter 1 cup of buttermilk Veronica squinted at the recipe. Her grandmother had been an excellent cook. She was sure she had seen her make biscuits. She scoured her memory for a memory, but couldn’t find it. No matter, it was a simple recipe,…

48: Recipe for Rat Soup

Gather 6 large rats 1 cup of smelling salts 1/4 pound of limburger cheese 2 onions 3 potatoes 4 Carrots 2 tablespoons of butter Place limburger cheese on counter and leave for duration of prep and cooking. Rats can emanate a powerful odor, so it helps to have a masking agent at hand when working…