It was all written out on the back of a paper napkin. Tony would take the El Dorado street exit, Thumbs would be on 5th. Charlie and Beckson would handle the lobby, Jerrold was the getaway driver. Such detail, Such finesse. It would go down in history as the greatest heist in the history of…
The plan was perfect. “Dismantling the Egyptian pyramids seems like a difficult task,” said Phil, “but we can certainly accomplish it.” Phil paused for a moment, this was the biggest presentation he had ever given, and honestly he was a little nervous. He looked out over the crowd, and tried to control his racing pulse.…
Harvey was dismayed by the lackadaisical approach which his neighbors took to their doomsday preparations. Sure, anyone could throw a few extra cans of vegetables in their basement, but real preparation required much more work and forward thinking. Harvey was confident that the entire global infrastructure of society would soon collapse. The time would come…
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