461: I Love You Too Baby Girl

I am an incredibly lazy writer. Sometimes I employ advanced robots to do my writing for me. Although the grammar may leave something to be desired, the plot is incredible. Just got home from work and I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that I can…

235: Fifteen Ways to Complete a Sentence

The strongest motivation is not always the best motivation. The strongest motivation is desirable. The strongest motivation will lead to inexorable destruction. The strongest motivation is fear. The strongest motivation is unfounded. The strongest motivation is reluctantly embraced. The strongest motivation is a newborn puppy. The strongest motivation is understandable. The strongest motivation is a…

128: Chameleons At The Hamburger Stand

My Mother told me that I had a chameleon soul. -Lana Del Rey This is not a story about underrated pop icon Lana Del Rey, this is a story about Imogene. Imogene was a normal teenage girl who was a little nerdy and lived in a very normal city. It is also a story about…

94: Economy Of Language

If you find yourself in the middle of nowhere the next town will most likely be Iduna Wisconsin. Once you get to Iduna you will still be in the middle of nowhere. In the off chance that you meet someone and ask for directions (who asks for directions these days when the computers feed them…