Once upon a time, A princess kissed a frog and the frog became a handsome prince. The point being that frogs really aren’t that bad. At least, not so bad that it’s impossible for a hoity-toity princcess to screw up her lips and kiss one. But millions upon millions of frogs? Yeah, that’s not great.…
And Moses said before the Lord, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall pharaoh harken unto me? Exodus 6:30 How does one circumcise lips? Or do I not want to know? Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com
So Joseph brought all of his family down to Egypt, but his dad was really old and died pretty soon after he got there. So his kids got him embalmed, and then carried his body back up to their old stomping grounds, then headed back to Egypt to spend a couple hundred years in slavery.…
Genesis is the original origin story, and it’s pretty fantastic. There’s enough sex, violence and general chaos to fill a pretty decent Tarantino movie. But what exactly is it an origin story of? In the end Jacob’s sons are stuck in Egypt, Joseph is a mummy and slavery is right around the corner. But the…
The plan was perfect. “Dismantling the Egyptian pyramids seems like a difficult task,” said Phil, “but we can certainly accomplish it.” Phil paused for a moment, this was the biggest presentation he had ever given, and honestly he was a little nervous. He looked out over the crowd, and tried to control his racing pulse.…
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