The song “Fifty Years from Now” was fairly popular on Christian Radio when I was a kid. Apparently it was inspired by an off-hand comment overheard in a bow and arrow factory where I’ve done some construction work. We all have to be inspired by something. I am inspired by the fact that “year” and…
If I only had a brain I wouldn’t use it ever I wouldn’t even try To be a little clever I’d put it on the internet And sell it for some change But since I’ve never had a brain This song is kind of strange I’ll have to find another way To pay for all…
“Help! Help! I need an ambulance!” “Hey Mr….” “Help! Please help!” “Mr. your arm is gone!” “Darn right my arm is gone! Get me an ambulance.” “But what happened to your arm?” “I went in that little door at the back of the store and got jumped by a six foot grizzly. “ “Why’d you…
Got moldy dishes in the sink This world is teetering on the brink Man I sure am in a fink And all these politicians stink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Think I’ll look at my phone and drink Rum, tick-tok and daiquiris Twitter, scotch and instagram Gosh who even needs a fam?…
Special thanks to Peter for providing today’s opening line. Peter may be a ponderer, but he’s a pretty humorous one. He swallowed, and instantly regretted it! But not for long. Photo by RODNAE Productions on Pexels.com
I was in New York City the other day, and I ran into a fellow who was into the whole adventure thing. For several hours I listened to him speak about his adventures in Antartica, doing hundred mile runs in the rockies and deep sea diving off the coast of Chile. “Isn’t it interesting,” I…
I just want to get my horse to drink. I don’t mean anything bad by it, but horses need water, you know? So I lead my horse to the creek, hoping he would take a drink. He don’t drink. What was I to do? I just walk off and let the stupid horse get away…
Janelle was at her wits end. She wanted to enjoy her idyllic life in the country, but how could she when her husband was such a lout? Seriously! He did nothing but go to work and drink beer. “There’s a cow to milk, pigs to feed, a garden to weed, a lawn to mow and…
Be all you can be. U.S. Army Recruiting Slogan “Beans is all canned beans.” Slurred Joe. Joe had a drinking problem, but he preferred to call it a solution. It totally escaped him that not all beans were canned. In fact, some beans are picked freshly and eaten right out of the garden. Joe knew…
Alphonso woke up every morning at the crack of dawn. There’s nothing like getting a nice early start to your day. If you get your morning routine down right it can invigorate you all day. Lots of people like coffee in the morning, but it was never quite to Alphonso’s taste. He preferred to start…
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