584: A Cup Of Sugar

You must have been asleep when I rang your doorbell yesterday morning. I can’t say that I blame you, I mean, after all it was quarter of six. Some respectable people are still asleep at quarter of six, or so I am told. Anyway, I rang several times, and then I pounded on the door…

109: Burning Daylight

In the old day “burning daylight” used to be euphemism. It was something that grumpy old men would say to kids who were having fun. “Can’t have fun anymore kids, we’re burning daylight” Meaning, I’m jealous that you’re having fun.  Get old, boring and cranky like me, and don’t waste any time doing it. If…