583: Next Stop, Lincoln!

“Next stop, Lincoln!” The voice over the PA system was relatively crisp, considering the overall squalor of the traveling compartment. Lionel grabbed his bag, and headed for the exit. A couple people were already in front of him. The door opened, and they glanced the ground whizzing past thirty-thousand feet below. Lionel clutched his stomach…

397: Bull In A China Shop

“I wouldn’t say I’m happy about it, per se…” “Well what’d ya say?” “I would say that, in the balance of everything, one must look at the positive and negative effects of everything.” “Sort a positive effects we talkin bout?” “Well, I would say that very few male bovines have an opportunity to learn the…