742: Hole Grain Bread

It is often difficult for health enthusiasts to find a suitable alternative to bread, and since it is one of the primary staples of the modern diet this can present a serious problem. Alternative grains often taste disgusting, and the texture leaves much to be desired. With these problems in mind, researchers have begun to…

708: The Perfect Bun

Some buns are squishy, some are hard, some are uneven, some are perfectly round and some are just perfect. The most perfect of all buns was Marguerite. It was true before she was even place in the oven. As she began to rise in the hot oven her beauty increased. By the time she was…

694: The Song of The Lobster

Long ago, in the day when Dinosaurs roamed the earth and before chivalry and honor were quite dead, there lived a Walrus. The Walrus had no friends, no possessions, and absolutely nothing to say. We do not care about the Walrus. We do however, care about the Lobster. For the Lobster, as you know, had…

673: Quest For A Donut

All I wanted was a donut. I went down to the gas station cause I figured they might have some, but they didn’t have none. So then I went to the grocery store, and they had pickles, but no donuts. So I went to the bakery, and they said they had made a fresh batch…

619: Things I Cut With My Knife

I had this really big knife, ok? Kind of like a meat cleaver. All I wanted to do was cut the cheese, but it was dull. The knife, not the cheese. So I slammed the knife down on the cheese, but it just sort of smushed it and the cheese all crumbled, but it was…

582: Find Something To Eat

“I’m hungry.” Said Millicent. “Find something to eat.” Said Millicent’s Mom. Millicent flew to town and ate several people who were strolling on the sidewalk. There are perks to being a dragon. Photo by Valeria Boltneva on Pexels.com

558: Making The Green Things Purple

Erica wanted to do something for her country. Everything was so messed up! The things that should have been green were purple, and the things that should have been purple were green. Clearly the only way to address this issue was to join the government! So Erica ran for congress. “I will make the green…

505: Salad Dressing

What would you like on your salad? Bleu cheese. Don’t have it. Ranch? Don’t have it. Thousand Island? Sorry. While what do you have. We have a balsamic vinaigrette, poppyseed and a used rubber tire salad dressing. Used rubber tire? Very good. No, stop! That’s not what I wanted. Waiter! come back! Photo by Enric…