797: If I Only Had A Brain

If I only had a brain I wouldn’t use it ever I wouldn’t even try To be a little clever I’d put it on the internet And sell it for some change But since I’ve never had a brain This song is kind of strange I’ll have to find another way To pay for all…

731: Lubricate Your Mind

We must lubricate the engines of our minds. It is the only way for us to progress forward in life. The road to success does not lie in the tattered use of force which characterizes our belief system, but in constantly applying our mental faculties to new pursuits which increase our neural plasticity. A mind…

362: The Man With Three Brains

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Stephen A. Manly was the smartest man in the entire world. For a while that was enough. But after he had completed a six week run on Jeopardy that Stephen decided to make some changes. “I’m just too smart for my brain.” He told his wife, Gloryanne. “I…

247: The Very Friendly Orc

Special thanks to insanitybytes22 for challenging me to write this story. I thoroughly enjoy reading her very fun, and very opinionated, blog. Sylvia had just finished breakfast, but since she was still feeling a little bit hungry. She got up from the table and headed out towards the garden. On here way she passed a…

84: The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

Brains are not expensive. In fact, when Timothy was born they were 75% off at the corner store. Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of the sale and opted to purchases only half the usual amount. In reality this suited  Timothy well. He hung around with all of the jocks in school. He stole pudding. He…