The growth of science often comes in rapid bursts, which follow years, decades, sometimes centuries, of malaise and inertness. So it was that When Jacob Muttermutt came on the scene the pace of scientific discovery had ground to an almost complete halt. Jacob, of course, changed all of that, and this was was only natural.…
My brain is full of toxic sludge It could be very dangerous But lest you think I’m just a drudge Or possibly contagious Just be aware of me because My mind is quite outrageous If you should tiptoe far to close and fall into a crevice So take a dip inside the sludge That’s in…
If I only had a brain I wouldn’t use it ever I wouldn’t even try To be a little clever I’d put it on the internet And sell it for some change But since I’ve never had a brain This song is kind of strange I’ll have to find another way To pay for all…
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We must lubricate the engines of our minds. It is the only way for us to progress forward in life. The road to success does not lie in the tattered use of force which characterizes our belief system, but in constantly applying our mental faculties to new pursuits which increase our neural plasticity. A mind…
Dear reader, I am currently in a synthetic suspension of consciousness, which began at 11:59 PM on Tuesday, August 31st 2021. I plan on remaining in this state for the entire month of September, please wake me up on October 1st. Anything which I write on this blog over the course of the next month…
Something I’ve been noticing lately is how many innerlectuals there seems to be, just crawling out of the woodwork. It seem like you can hardly turn a corner without bumping into two or three of them, all smart and talkin bout how they know things in their heads and stuff. Now that’s all well and…
This is your brain. This is your brain on cheese sticks.
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