550: Defying Gravity

Gravity is a funny thing. You think it’s something you can rely on, but then all of a sudden it isn’t there anymore. Trey should have remembered this when he tried cutting down the tree in his backyard, but as usual he forgot. This was unfortunate, because as soon as the tree had been severed…

477: The Only Thing Better Than Spam Is Bacon

If You’re gonna write a blog, you’re gonna get Spam. Because I am a lazy blogger, I have decided to serve up a healthy dose of spam for today’s entertainment. The backlinks have been removed, to protect the innocent, and to entirely defeat the purpose for which this spam was sent. Let’s dig in.  If…

437: A Letter From A Concerned Reader

Dear Dumbestblogger, I have recently been very disturbed by the direction your blog has been taking. You used to post funny, and amusing content. Recently, however, it seems that you have abandoned all standards. For example, you recently posted about a woman poisoning another woman at a tea party, and included a preposterous plot twist…

431: 10 Things I Learned In 2020

Once you stop learning you start dying. Albert Einstein This is my final post of 2020. The fact that I have posted every day this year fills me with a certain sense of accomplishment, it’s like I’m a member of some sort of elite blogger club or something. I was attempting to have an introspective…

311: Qwerty

I write every day. I’m not necessarily the most creative or brilliant person, it’s just something I try being mildly disciplined about. When I was four or five my Mom had an old typewriter. On rainy days I would pull it out and bang on the keys. It was fun, but the quality of work…

296: The Adequate Blogger Award

I am excited to accept the adequate blogger award! This award was created by James at James Proclaims. I want to thank James for creating this award. He has a truly adequate blog. You should check it out. I also want to take a moment to thank James for nominating me. He has a super…

290: An Interview With Seriousblogger

Seriousblogger is one of my greatest inspirations. As a blogger, artist and original think Seriousblogger is almost unparalleled. I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Seriousblogger and discuss the state of the world, blogging and what’s really important to focus on at this moment in history. It was a very illuminating conversation. Seriousblogger…

271: The Mystery Blogger Award

The creator of this award is Okoto Engima. Apparently Okoto Enigma is a real blogger. I googled it. Beyondthought1 nominated me for this award. Some of you hate awards, some of you love them. I appreciate all of you. I also appreciate Beyondthought1 for nominating me. The RulesĀ for the awards are as follows: (Rules? Where…