764: The Many Uses of A Baseball Bat

Your Questions Answered; Day 4 The many uses of a baseball bat? –Paul A toothpick for trolls Something to whittle A tool for fending off moose Shortening conversations with the neighbors Kneading bread As a juggling prop Something to fix furniture with Stirring the pot An instrument to to carry while speaking softly a rug…

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663: When The Bats Come Out

At night time when the sun goes down, and the moon comes up, that is when the bats come out. I don’t like it. They scare the humans, and when the humans are scared they hide inside. I am a vampire. Photo by HitchHike on Pexels.com

625: The Big Hit

Marco gripped the bat tightly, sweat beaded up on his brow as he stared out at the pitchers mound. The pitch. Marco squinted at the ball, and swung. It was a big swing. The bat connected, and the ball flew out of the park. The cover tore off the ball, and it began to burn.…

456: Things I Heard In The Woods

The other day, as I was walking in the woods, I heard a most interesting conversation. The tree was talking to a bat. No, that’s not right, the tree wasn’t talking at all. It can be so hard to transcribe these conversations, but this is what I heard. Things I Heard In The Woods Tree:…

166: An Awkward Conversation

Bo hated awkward conversations, and unfortunately he’d had a number of them in his life. On day his neighbor Chao offered him some delicious bat meat. Bo hated bat meat, but how do you turn down something like that? Bo turned red in the face. “um, uh, um”, he stammered, “um, well I don’t know.”…