Hardina was on a pathway to spiritual enlightenment, but she was still stumbling around in the dark. Even though she was confused about lots of things she knew how to sit in the lotus position. But something was still missing. “What should I do now?” Asked Hardina. Naturally, Hardina needed to free her mind. She…
“There is something about the serenity of a blank page that is absolutely breathtaking.” Thought Megan, as she stared down at her empty sheet of paper. Words just weren’t coming to her this evening. “And even if they did,” she mused, “I could never write anything as lovely as this blank she of paper.” It…
How are you so successful? They ask. It’s a question I get all the time. My only answer is that I receive power from my blisteringly effective inner monologue. If you’ve ever taken an acting class you will know exactly what an inner monologue is. If you don’t know what it is, google it. At…
This is your brain. This is your brain on cheese sticks.
Will had three matches. Alvin had Fives matches. Will started out 11 miles behind Alvin, going 53 miles an hour, while Alvin was going forty seven miles an hour. The two of them met at a specified point, and placed their matches into two triangles. Unfortunately, they were unable to place two of their matches…
Marie was so scatterbrained! She couldn’t focus on anything for more than a couple seconds. By the time she was finished looking at the petunias, she would forget that she had to look at the roses too. One day she was taking a bath and, this is embarrassing, she forgot to scrub under her fingernails.…
It’s the thought that counts, but don’t count on it to solve complicated mathematical equations. Just because it counts doesn’t mean that it’s very good at it. Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels.com
“What a beautiful tree!” Said Horatio-Peter. Ellen looked at the tree. It was not beautiful. In fact, it was quite ugly. “That is not a beautiful tree.” Said Ellen. Horatio-Peter looked at the tree again. He couldn’t help feeling that it was quite beautiful, but he didn’t want to say it. “Do you still think…
“Please remember to place all unused materials in the basket as you go out the door. If you wish to remain in your seat you will be able to keep the unused materials. If you use up all of the materials you won’t need to place any materials in the basket. All materials in the…
It takes a very smart individual to solve a problem by making it more complicated, but it take a genius to solve a problem by making it simpler. Unknown The worst problems are math problems. I don’t have a clue about math, but I do know how to solve a problem. Let’s take a crack…
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