Brady-Devil Deal Hits Roadblock

Foxborough Massachusetts: Long time negotiations between famed New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and the Devil appeared to hit a major roadblock Thursday as those involved in the Satanic realm expressed concern that Brady had nothing to give them. Brady had hoped to exchange his soul for the ability to play football for eternity. “He…

Local Resident Pursues Dream of Looking Like Santa Claus

Preston, Idaho: Local resident Don Cheatsworth is working hard at achieving his dream of becoming the youngest Santa Claus look alike in U.S history. At 22, Cheatsworth would seem to have an uphill battle, but his hard work and steady perseverance make him one of the top candidates among a crowded group of young people…

German Town Distruaght Over Midievel Concussion Revalations

Rothenberg Ob Der Tauber: Germany, Local mental health expert Gunther Oppensmerer calls the finding “startling, earth-shattering, unbelievable.” Many in this quaint German village with strong roots in the middle ages are similarly upset over evidenced unearthed recently that seems to show that local authorities were not forthright with medieval knights about the concussion risks inherent…