677: Towards A Neo-Dynamic Rationalism

When one carefully examines the fundamentals of neo-dynamicism it becomes impossible to obviate the tertiary examples of rationalism with more rudimentary observations in the realm of foundational epistemology. This infraction of evidence, in regard to the natalistic tendencies which are undeniable among a certain segment of pre and hyper dynastic individuals causes one to question…

637: Get Woke And Shoot Puppies

Occasionally, in my more sanguine moments, I wish that I had lived in the days of Jonathan Swift, when satire could actually be satire. But alas, it seems that in these modern days good satire can be difficult to accomplish. Take, for example, the Australian dog shelter which shot its dogs because it was woke,…

618: What Freedom Really Means

A few tawdry observers have questioned why Congress should be pouring millions of dollars into militarizing and nationalizing the Capitol Police Department. These observers unquestionably pose a serious threat to national security, and should be silenced at all costs, but since the question has entered into the sphere of public consciousness it deserves to be…

545: How To Get Away With Genocide

Genocides are generally bad. In fact, if you try carrying out a genocide without following a few basic rules you will be committing one of the most heinous acts imaginable. Indeed, the risks are so great that’s it’s generally not a good idea to commit genocide at all. However, if you are willing to engage…

543: Why Spacesuits Are Racist

In 1969 Neil Armstrong became the first individual to walk on the surface of the moon. It’s an accomplishment that has been almost universally applauded by the pop culture establishment, but it might be worthwhile to consider the darker side of this story. When Armstrong stepped onto the moon he was wearing a spacesuit. Today…

514: Critical Condition

On Tuesday, October 22nd Stephanie B. Hinkler, an individual who self identifies as a white female, was propelling herself via an object which has been identified as a bicycle, but which cannot be confirmed to be a bicycle because it has made no statement on the matter of it’s own self identification. At a certain…

511: The Doom Scroll

In the spring of 1967, a team of archeologist in Syria uncovered an ancient document which, when translated, purportedly predicted the end of the human race. At the time, researchers dismissed it as being yet another apocalyptic writing. But the intervening years have proven some of the predictions made in this document to be very…

510: Hands Apart America

In 1986 Americans from coast to coast linked hands in an effort to form a continuous chain across the United states. Today, a new social distancing campaign is aiming to teach children the importance of never touching at all. Hands Apart America is encouraging American children to maintain their social distances. “The goal is complete…