New App Makes Rational Thought Unnecessary

Developers are in the final stages of creating an app which makes rational thought unnecessary. The revolutionary app is described by its creators as the logical successor to the FitBit. Through analyzing body data as well as data from the surrounding environment the app is able to calculate the most productive and healthy action an…

How To Punch A Nazi

A friend recently regaled me with this precious gem. Very thought provoking, and very useful in every day life. We all have pugilistic tendencies, and punching Nazi’s is a great way to indulge in those tendencies. I am reminded of a poem my sister wrote once that went something like this; I want to punch…

Brady-Devil Deal Hits Roadblock

Foxborough Massachusetts: Long time negotiations between famed New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and the Devil appeared to hit a major roadblock Thursday as those involved in the Satanic realm expressed concern that Brady had nothing to give them. Brady had hoped to exchange his soul for the ability to play football for eternity. “He…

Reason and Time

For many years I have struggled with the inadequacy of our educational system to address long-standing cultural norms which fly in the face of scientific and rational thought. There are many issues to which I could point in example of this, but the most obvious one is dealing with systems of measurement. Although I commend…