For some reason i don’t find Exodus very inspiring. I mean, what is there to get excited about? Burning bushes, inspiring stories about a large population fighting for freedom, tons of plagues, pillars of fire armies getting drowned in the ocean, what is there to get excited about? I don’t understand, because on paper it…
Half the world’s a stage. The thing about stages is that they are pretty flimsy. Most of the time they are made out of nothing more than plywood and 2x4s. With a good chainsaw you can cut the stage completely in half. Which is precisely what I did. I revved up my trusty Husqvarna, and…
My candle burns at one end, the topThat’s the end that candles are generally supposed to burn onIt would last the night, if I wanted it to, or didn’t put it out before thenBut honestly, I’m only staying up til 9:30 anywaySo who cares?The light from the candle is pretty mediocreWhich is Ok, cause lightbulbs…
Sylvan backed onto the the street, and automatically reached for the garage door opener clipped to his sun visor. He didn’t think anything of it, he’d done it a thousand times before. His thumb was an inch away from the button when it happened. “The portal will soon be closing.” Sylvan slammed on the brakes,…
Amelia was very dissatisfied with her pillowcase. “It’s so soft!” She complained. “It hardly keeps the pillow safe at all! What’s the point of a pillowcase that doesn’t protect the pillow?” She searched and searched, but try as she might, she couldn’t find a satisfactory pillowcase. “I will make one myself!” Said Amelia. And so…
Waterwheel, clay pigeon. Know what I mean? Birdcage, elephant, Manhattan. Am I right? Nail polish, computer. You know what that means, right? Ski Resort. We all know what I’m talking about. Hill, Waterfall. Am I being too obvious? Cherry sundae, beer, house, Manchuria, television, pears. I think we all know where I’m going with this.…
So I may have exaggerated a little. So what? Quite frankly, I’m tired of hearing about. Day in, day out. “It was only a two and a half foot fish, not a three foot foot fish.” Well blarmey my toadstool, did anyone ask your opinion? Didn’t think so. Quite frankly, the report of my exaggerations…
Everybody loves Johnny. Look at all of the things he can do! Johnny can eat! Johny can walk! Johnny can ride a bike! Johnny can fly a kite! Johnny can do jumping jacks! Johnny can color with a crayon! Johny can read! Oh, no! Somebody killed Johnny! Photo by Bianca Gasparoto on Pexels.com
Gravity is a funny thing. You think it’s something you can rely on, but then all of a sudden it isn’t there anymore. Trey should have remembered this when he tried cutting down the tree in his backyard, but as usual he forgot. This was unfortunate, because as soon as the tree had been severed…
Because everyone else loves it too. Photo by meo on Pexels.com
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