785: Little Lamb

Little lamb who made thee? Little lamb who ma Prchurchgrubchurherbbrughbrughhumdumggruchstuchalitso r vsivb rskb vsk skhbhrksbkbhkbks Bleggh Bleggh! Arachoo, bleggharoo, hooo! Little lamb who ate thee? Little lamb who ate thee? Bigfoot has eaten thee Little lamb And torn you all to pieces Your bloody carcass is strewn around In tiny bits and pieces Little lamb…

784: No More Troll Farms

Over the last few years Troll Farms of all shapes and sizes have been popping up around the globe. Although startling reports have emerged about the condition of these farms, little has been done to contain the environmental damage caused by these monstrous aberrations of nature. The noxious fumes and vapors which emanate from these…

Bible Stories #15: The Silver Cow

After the Israelites left Egypt they got tired of the whole thing where God was leading them around the desert pretty quick. They wanted to worship something they could look at, so they melted down a bunch of earrings and made a golden cow. Moses was up on the mountain talking to God when this…

730: The Road Less Travelled

Once upon a time there were three bears, and they stopped by the woods on a snowy evening where two paths diverged. They began to argue about which path would be the most advantageous one to take. “I think we should take the path most travelled.” Said the big bear. “I think we should take…

713: A Dream Is A Fish Your Heart Bakes

2022 will unquestionably belong to Taylor Swift, so I have to get my songs in while I still can. Special Thanks to Walt Disney for something or other.  A dream is a fish your heart bakes When you cast a sheep In dreams you will chose the heart bake Whatever you fish for you keep…

709: Rudolph The Unemployed Reindeer

Rudolph wanted nothing more than to be a normal reindeer. Unfortunately for him, he experienced a physical condition which, although it was not debilitating, set him apart from the other reindeer. While all of the other reindeer had normal brown noses Rudolph’s nose glowed bright red. Perhaps the other reindeer were jealous, or perhaps they…

707: How to Identify the Excrement of Male Bovines

Wherever there are cows, there will be cow pies; juicy round receptacles of bovine excrement. While the cow pies themselves are easy enough to identify many observers find themselves confused when attempted to identify the excrement which is produced by male bovines. The most reliable way to identify the excrement of male bovine is to…

700: My Exoskeleton

I was in the third grade before I shed my exoskeleton. Naturally most of the other kids had shed theirs by the time they were in second grade, so I got picked on a lot. Well, it wasn’t too bad, I mean that’s all part of growing up right? Well, when I finally did shed…

695: The Creek

All boys have a fascination with fishing, and I was no exception. Almost from the time I could walk I was infatuated with catching fish in the creek the ran out behind our house. The only problem, of course, was that we live on a mountain. The creek, though it was only a couple hundred…