796: The Peanut Butter Sandwich

I have always had a fondness for peanut butter sandwiches. In fact, I’m something of a peanut butter sandwich snob. PB&J with Jif peanut butter and strawberry jam on an artisanal sourdough bread.


You can’t get a sandwich like that everyday, so you’ve got to grab it when you get the chance. I happened to get the chance on Thursday. I was walking down Hartford Street when I saw a homeless guy eating a sandwich.

I could hardly believe my eyes. It was a beautiful sandwich. A perfect sandwich.

I ran up and grabbed it out of his hands. My hands shook with anticipation as I lifted the sandwich to my mouth. I eagerly took a bit.


Peter Pan peanut butter!

I threw it on the ground.

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