I’m just a con man, doing his job
Conning the people, and keeping them robbed
No one’s got money, and everyone’s broke
I am the one who can see through the smoke
When they all suffer it’s all just a joke
I silently laugh as I fill up my poke
And wait for the day when the people will croak
I’m just a con man, doing his job
Conning the people, and keeping them robbed
Me too! Me Too!
Put me in Coach!
You’ll definitely get to play in the fourth quarter. Lolz.
Ah, you got a job with the government now?
It’s pretty great.
But I’m finally able to identify as whatever I want! (As long it’s not a zebra, because then it’s mocking or something.) Isn’t it great?
Yes. Yes it is.
I couldn’t work out if you were a politician or a politician.
C. A politician.
Con Artist would be a more inclusive term that would add some culture to the profession.
It’s his own fault the ugly old slob
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Laughter is like sunshine!!
Agreed.
At least you’re whistling while you work.
Or… rhyming while you rob.
One of those.
Something like that.