Got moldy dishes in the sink
This world is teetering on the brink
Man I sure am in a fink
And all these politicians stink
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
Rum, tick-tok and daiquiris
Twitter, scotch and instagram
Gosh who even needs a fam?
Short or fat
tall or stupid
even room on there for cupid
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
Think I’ll look at my phone and drink
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Cheers! Now where did I put my phone?
Hopefully it’s not in the drink.
My internet is down. I’ll just concentrate on the drinking!
Fair enough.
🙂
Glad you enjoyed.
I only have the phone.
A perk of Mormonism, I suppose.
Well, alrighty then. Interesting rhyme scheme and meter.
Thank you.
Ok, I looked at my phone. What do I do next?
Drink!
Don’t have to ask me twice.