The grass is always greener on my side of the fence. This is a result of the fact that I use Spinkmaster’s Lawn Food and Plant Vitamin Mixture, in addition to daily watering and regular mowings. Once I have completed my daily lawn care ritual I lean on the pickets and silently disparage my neighbor’s lawn. If I happen to see him I pass along some passive aggressively snide comments such as “looks like we could use some rain.” Or, “It’s pretty dust around here.” Or, “Have you tried Spinkmaster’s Lawn Food and Plant Vitamin Mixture?”
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LOL! This is a timely post.
Thanks! I do aim for a bit of relevance every now and then.
Must be nice to work on commission for Mr. Spinkmaster.
Yes. Yes it is.
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Glad you enjoyed this.
I have used only cow manure for years and now, with your posting, I’m in the poo.
In the poo? I think that’s a sham.
I used to have a neighbour like you. He’s now feeding my grass – from below!
Strong roots make good neighbors.
I suppose you think I shouldn’t grass on my neighbour?
Only if you have a good mower.
I keep a herd of Aberdeen Angus for that!
Them are good mooers.
I can’t understand their brogue!
Haha.
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living on the edge I see 🙂
Absolutely.
Inciteful 🙂
another home run. hilarious!
Thanks! I caught a few minutes of a baseball game on the radio today. Home runs are very exciting!
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Badabumbumbum.
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Neighbours are such a gift- you seem super fun to live next to…
I’m the best. Lolz.