Well all of the Israelites were hanging around out in the desert getting laws about quarantining and preventing the spread of infectious diseases handed down to them from on high when a couple of the boys got into a fight. They started kicking and screaming and hollering, and one of the boys starting cursing up a storm and saying some really bad words.
The poor Israelites didn’t know what to do with someone who was speaking such foul language, so they shut him up and asked God what they should do with the wayward youth. Pretty soon the word came back from on high.
“Stone the kid to death.”
So they picked up some rocks and stoned the kid to death.
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That story rocks.
True.
Weren’t there some crows there at the time?
Yeah, but they couldn’t count.
I taught. They could!
so was the cause of death covid?
Absolutely.
👍
I laughed out loud.
They say that rock ages quickly 🙂
So I’ve heard.
🙂
Wow, I didn’t know they had Twitter back in the day…
Amazing, right?