Special thanks to Mr. Ohh! for providing todays opening line. Mr. Ohh! is the king of all things humorous and laughable. His blog is well worth a laugh. I mean read.
And I thought buying a pound of them would be a good idea. I’m not saying it was the most thought out decision I’ve every made in my life, but it did seem like a good idea. So I went down to the hardware store, and asked for a pound. The lady at the hardware store just looked at me with this weird look on her face. I thought maybe she hadn’t heard me, so I said it louder.
She just kept looking at me.
“Can I have a pound of them?” I asked.
“Let me talk to my manager.” She said.
That was three hours ago.
I wonder if she’s avoiding me.
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Wow! I didn’t even know they came by the pound anymore.
Learn something new everyday.
You wanted all the puppies in the pound?
So I love dogs? Sue me!
Ah, those are probably only in metric. Ask for 453 grams next time.
You just don’t go to the hardware store and ask for Grandma’s. Even I know that!
On the balance of probabilities it’s unlikely they have that much in stock!
I never put much stock in it anyway!
Three hours and the cops still have not arrived?
Must be all that defund the police stuff.
You get so many to a pound I would take at least three hours to round them all up
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Laugh NOW Why wait?
You make a good point.