719: Three Dyslexics

Special thanks to Clyde Herrin for providing today’s opening line. Clyde has been a long time reader of this blog, and I greatly appreciate his support, and the interesting comments he leaves! He really set the bar for today’s story!

Three dyslexics walked into a bra. I mean six diesels walked into a tree. Er, three sickos had sex on a bar, or… Darn it! No, that’s not it at all! Let me start again. Three trees slicked into a barn, er, um, um, no no, tree dialectics talked about stars.

Nope, nope. I’ve got this. Ok? Here we go: three diesel mechanics worked on a car.

That’s it! I knew I would get it!

Oh, you don’t like my jokes? Tough. Why don’t you try telling one immediately after walking into a bar?

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