Down by the river there is a small boat. It should probably be in the river, but there was a big explosion that threw a lot of stuff out of the river, including the boat.
On the plus side, there’s still a river.
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How far away from the river is “By the River”??
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Live to Laugh
It depends on your definition of “bye.”
that’s what I’m saying 😂🤣😂
I don’t see any boat by the river in that photo…
or a van down by the river for that matter…
Look harder.
I almost fell in the river while doing that…
bless’d be dem rivers
Indeed.
I wonder if it was them boys fishin’ with that there dynomight again?
Wouldn’t put it past ’em.
I came back 6 hours after first spotting it and the river’s still there. Amazing! Someone has stolen the boat though.
Figures.
And we can build more boats.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Now you know why I use the bridge.
That makes sense.
Did you go down to it to pray?
Of course.
I would sincerely like to apologise. It was all my fault. I just got a batman costume as a gift and I was walking in the streets with it, all of a sudden, these people grab me, thanking God they found a hero, and hand me a bomb they found in a trash can. I’ve never been called a hero before so I thought, “This is finally my chance.” Boy was I right.
Anyways, I threw it in the river and came back to town expecting the key to the city and a mayoral position but then they said something about me destroying a boat that was in the water. Their loss though, I would’ve made a great mayor.
What a shame. Maybe next time you should dress up as The Joker.
That’s a great idea, but then I’d have to be the one to plant said bomb and I’m just not in the getting lynched mood rn
Fair enough.