Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
And the skies are not cloudy all day-American Folk Song
I always wanted a home where the buffalo roamed. It might sound easy to you, but as a kid growing up in the ghetto it was a dream which fell well beyond my reach.
But I knew what I wanted, and I worked for it. I got a job in a bank, and worked my way up the corporate ladder. After many years of hard worked I had saved up enough to buy a ranch in Montana. There’s nothing more satisfying than watching your dreams come true after you have poured your life into them.
As soon as I closed on the purchase I headed to up to Montana and spent the day looking around the ranch. I made a list of all the fences I would need to mend and equipment I would need to purchase. At the end of the day I sat down in the living room, propped my feet up and turned on the TV.
That when I heard a scream coming from the kitchen, and my wife dashed out into the living room.
“What is a buffalo doing in my kitchen?” She asked glaring at me.
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Oh give me a home
where the buffalo roam
and I’ll show you a dirty house!
But at least we can all sit around the TV and enjoy buffalo chips!
That’s very true.
Eke – I bet you wife uttered a seldom HERD discouraging word.
You bet correctly.
Doing the dishes?
I can only guess.
The buffalo in your kitchen wasn’t roaming.
Oh no. This changes everything.
Did you get free zephyrs with the ranch?
Yes. They’re in the freezer!
Don’t eat too many they give you wind!
Too late!
I heard!
Be careful what you wish for 🙂
Thanks for the warning.
🙂
is a buffalo in a kitchen worse than a bull in a china shop?
They are on similar lines, aren’t they?
Cows in the kitchen is quite a popular children’s book maybe you are on to something here.
It’s probably more entertaining when you’re a child. I’ll admit that.
On the other hand I read about someone leaving a door open in a newly built house once in Montana. It was on a ranch the place turned out to be a bit of a mess when the heard got inside. It wasn’t buffalo but yeah close.
It’s the thought that counts.
She apperantly had different wants than you. Who Knew?
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You have to laugh to live but why not Live to Laugh!!
I certainly didn’t.
I mean who wouldn’t want a Bison in the kitchen?? 🤣😂🤣
Beats me. Haha.
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