The first rule in carpentry is that you bring your own hammer.
That’s what Carl was told when he got a job on a construction crew. Carl knew nothing about hammers, but he went to the hardware store in search of the perfect hammer. There were big hammers, little hammers, round hammers square hammers, short hammers, long hammers and yellow hammers.
Carl had absolutely no idea which hammer to pick, so he bought the smallest one. He figured that with such a small hammer he wouldn’t be as tired after swinging it all day. Of course it didn’t really work out that way. While all the other carpenters could pound a nail with one swing of the hammer it took Carl several swings to pound in a nail.
For every nail that he pounded Carl swung his hammer, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight…
It was true. Carl had bought himself a nine pound hammer.
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I heard Carl singing: “I’m just drivin’ nails in my coffin.”
That you did!
Lol moral of the story, bigger is better!
Always!
and now everything probably looks like a nail to Carl…
You bet it does!
This is a huge hit with me!
He hit the nail on the head with that one
Pound it!
I shall. That is music to my ears!
You nailed it.
Glad to have you pulling for me.
Gosh Bruce is indeed an expert in many things. Once a squid testicle researcher. Now a puller….of whatever
He ain’t got a thing if he ain’t got that swing…
Beautifully done.
Thanks!
Lol
Gym gurus say that it’s not about the load as much as about the repetitions, so it looks like Carl got it right.
Also, he’s wise to get his own in times of a pandemic.
Somehow you just made me think of Llamas with Hats.
Ok…
Well now for the first time you said something that makes sense
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I always knew there would be a first time.
Don’t do it very often It hurts my head 🤣😂🤣
I’ll see what I can do.