634: A Bruise On My Left Thigh

There was a slight bruise on my left thigh. I couldn’t remember how it got there.

I walked on the street, and there was this guy passing by. “Hey bud, how’d I get this bruise.” I yelled.

The dude totally ignored me. He just kept walking.

“Dude. You hear me?” I called out. The guy still ignored me.

I picked up a shovel, and started to chase him down. I wanted to hit him over the head with it, and just sort of teach him a lesson. But the dude was too fast. He outran me by a country mile.

After a while I saw a nice garden by the start of the road, so I started digging in it.

I felt pretty good, but there was a slight bruise on my left thigh.


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25 thoughts on “634: A Bruise On My Left Thigh

  1. Okay but what about the bruise on your arm? Stop trying to hide the truth about your arm bruise by fixating on the thigh bruise. We want the truth and we want it now.

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