Some people believe that we are all winners.
They are wrong. Some of us are winner, some of us are losers. This is a fact, but as such it does not preclude other facts which are just as relevant and perhaps even more true.
For example; even though there are both winners and losers in this world, we can still have win-win situations. In fact, I strongly endorse win-win situations, though not necessarily in the traditional meaning of the phrase.
A win-lose situation is suggestive of some sort of parity between winning and losing. An equal, and even, distribution of wins and losses between disparate members of society. I reject this win-lose philosophy as not only pernicious, but also bad. Society should not have an equal number of winners and losers, but an equal number of winners.
Most importantly, I believe that all of the winners should be me. I believe that I should not only win once, but also twice. This is the perfect definition of a win-win situation; a situation which confers on me a status unparalleled in modern society; that of being not only a winner, but also one who wins.
This is the type of win-win situation which is helpful, beneficial and provident. I endorse this type of win-win situation, and believe that all others should do the same.
I would consider that a win.
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Anyone who doesn’t get first is a loser. That’s why the 2nd Amendment is so important – if you are coming second you can do something about it.
Shoot first, ask questions second.
I hope you win the lottery.
Thanks. Me two.
You two would be a win-win. Please remember us little people when you become rich and famous.
Thanks. I might.
Right?! Like totally win-win!
Exactly.
Then I believe in win-win-win situations.
So does Michael Scott.
That’s what she said.
Lolz.
Excuse me, you seem to have stepped in line ahead of me!
As did I!
Death is the ultimate winner
Where is thy victory?
When I meet Death I’ll be sure to ask him – how he celebrates, sadly I don’t imagine I’ll be able to tell you.
I appreciate it.
Wisdom bows her head in humility at your sagely advice.
You’re welcome. Most of the time all I can get wisdom to do is shake her head sadly.
Ha!
Are you saying that when my mom said I was a winner she was lying?
Well, I ain’t calling her a liar but…
Ok. I’m glad we got that miscommunication cleared up. Use your words more carefully next time.
I’ll do what I do.
Because what? This is free country? That doesn’t give you freedom to offend others.
You’re right. I guess I’ll just go and apologize now.
Thatta boy.
eventually no one will want to compete against you, and so you will be both the winner and the loser in everything you compete in…
I’ll be at least half of that equation. Twice.
sounds like a win-win…
Indeed.
There are so many contests that all winners are sometimes losers and all losers are sometimes winners. So we win and lose which balances out. so some winning some of the time which is a win win. Now can someone tell me what I’m talking about
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Sorry, you lost me about halfway through the first word.
At some point it made sense In fact it was Brilliant I’m sure of that😂😂
I’m sure.
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I like your reasoning.
Thanks.