566: A Splendid Carp

Gentlemen, this is a football.

Vince Lombardi

Gentlemen, I want to impress up you the fact that this is a football. The fact that this is a football is probably one of the most important elements of reality that you will ever deal with. Should you forget it, untold doom will come upon you. Remember this, even when you are old and grey. When the light fails your eyes, and darkness comes keep in mind that this is a football.

What’s that you say? It looks like a carp? Shows what you know.

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22 thoughts on “566: A Splendid Carp

  1. I’m English. When I close my eyes and think football (which I so often do) I see spherical, not the strange pointy ovoid thing that you see. Point is, I have to take your word for it that it is a carp in the photo – it could be a Jaguar XJ5, or a jar of Marmite…

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