450: A Length Of Rope

“I’d like some rope.”

“How much rope?”

“Oh, I don’t know, maybe about this much?”

“How much?”

“About 27 centimeters.”

“Speak english.”

“What do you mean, I am speaking english?”

“We don’t use centimeters around here.”

“Umm, uhh, I, uhh…”

“Tell you what, I’m gonna cut you a piece of rope.”

“That would be nice.”

“Here you go. You know how long this rope is?”

“No, sir.”

“It’s just long enough for you to go hang yourself with.”


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