444: Good Urine

Virginia was two years sober, and she had finally figured out the perfect little side hustle. She would sell her urine. Drug users of all stripes were constantly on the lookout for good urine.

She was excited to get into business. She printed up a couple hundred business cards which she distributed to local drug dealers, than she sat by the phone and waited for the calls to start flooding in.

She waited for a couple of hours, but nothing happened so she got up to use the bathroom. When she stepped back into the room the phone was ringing. Virginia ran to the phone and picked up the receiver.

“Hello, this is Virginia.” She said.

Alex wanted a bag of pee.

She had her first customer! Virginia was so excited.

She took another bite of her poppyseed muffin as she jotted down Alex’s address.


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14 thoughts on “444: Good Urine

  1. She should hire a social media manager to advertise her business better. That took long enough.
    I loved poppyseed bagels as a kid. Not so much anymore. They’re annoying, getting stuck in your teeth.

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