Margery was distracted by a movement in the back yard. That’s why she put too much food in the fish tank. At least, that’s what she explained to Chloe.
Chloe had been on a trip for three weeks, and had only wanted Margery to feed the fish while she was away. It shouldn’t have been tough, but Margery had not been up to the task.
“I saw something move in the back yard, and got distracted.” Margery explained lamely.
“There’s nothing in the backyard.” Said Chloe. “Come out and see.”
Margery stepped into the backyard, and was instantly trampled by a herd of stampeding rhinoceroses.
Chloe looked at the fish tank. It was very big.
Maybe it would fit a crocodile.
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Well, it’s not like you said *where* the backyard was.
Obviously someplace fun.
So, was Chloe in on this from the get-go?
What else would a friend be for?
I never knew that rhinoceroses stampedicated. This blog is so educational – especially at this time of the year when my great-aunt goes away to vacationate.
Glad to educationalize you.
Thankanapolisincanistation.
Consider yourself welcomalized.
I blame Chloe. She should have known that large fish tanks always attract rhinoceros. They’re so nosey. However i will admit the stampede was unfortunate.
May The farce be with us
The farce is strong with this one.
Well, Margery was never the brightest bulb on the tree but that conniving Chloe planned the whole thing, I’m sure.
It seems likely.