Sandwiches are a very popular food. They taste good, they’re convenient and easy to eat. If you’re trying to figure out the best method for consuming a sandwich here are some pointers.
- Place section of sandwich in mouth
- Bite of a piece
- Chew piece which you have bitten off
- Swallow
- Repeat process until you have consumed the entire sandwich
Constant repetition of this process will provide you with countless hours of enjoyment and increase the size of your waistline by several inches,
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Haha ! The last line.
Glad you’re amused.
Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I don’t know what I would have done without these instructions. Just the other day I said to my wife, I said, “Mrs. Herb, that is a beautiful sandwich you’ve made me. How do I go about consuming it?” I have bookmarked this page for easy reference in the future! Thank you again.
You’re welcome. I poured a lifetime of experience into these instructions.
I think a sandwich may be my favorite food. I like them fairly elaborate. Lately it’s been lots of olives. Grateful for these directions so I can now proceed to start eating them.
You bet. Sandwiches are marvelous.
This is a revelation. I always thought that sandwiches were simply for throwing at politicians.
You might be confusing them with fried chicken.
Only some politicians look like fried chicken.
Only the most important and powerful ones.
Yet another thing I’ve been doing wrong. I thought the goal was to stuff the whole sandwich into your mouth and swallow, snake like, in one go (or a series of violent gulps). Eat it in bites. Ok, got it. Thanks, Joe.
I believe you will be immensely satisfied with this new experience.
I have my doubts, but I’ll try it.
It’s all I can ask.
Concise and practical. An excellent beginners guide for those new to the world of sandwiches. Highly recommend.
I am happy to provide practical advice.
Ah the sandwich – as we all know, all invented by the 4th Duke of subway who had to find somewhere to stuff his gherkin.
And used to get out of pickles ever since!
I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
Danny DeVito
Smart guy.
Reblogged at my own risk
Living on the edge!
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Intriguing. but the more important question might be What Is this said sandwich? Will this be covered in subsequent blogs?
Take time to laugh
The sandwiches have actually been covered in a previous post!
https://ifbaird1989.wordpress.com/2019/01/20/the-5-sandwiches-that-change-your-life/
Thanks for the link I missed that one
No problemo.
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