390: How To Eat A Sandwich

Sandwiches are a very popular food. They taste good, they’re convenient and easy to eat. If you’re trying to figure out the best method for consuming a sandwich here are some pointers.

  1. Place section of sandwich in mouth
  2. Bite of a piece
  3. Chew piece which you have bitten off
  4. Swallow
  5. Repeat process until you have consumed the entire sandwich

Constant repetition of this process will provide you with countless hours of enjoyment and increase the size of your waistline by several inches,


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28 thoughts on “390: How To Eat A Sandwich

  1. Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I don’t know what I would have done without these instructions. Just the other day I said to my wife, I said, “Mrs. Herb, that is a beautiful sandwich you’ve made me. How do I go about consuming it?” I have bookmarked this page for easy reference in the future! Thank you again.

  2. Yet another thing I’ve been doing wrong. I thought the goal was to stuff the whole sandwich into your mouth and swallow, snake like, in one go (or a series of violent gulps). Eat it in bites. Ok, got it. Thanks, Joe.

  3. I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

    Danny DeVito

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